ROFLMAO!

The Left Coaster's long time funny commentator, TIKI AL, on Senator Larry Craig's latest predicament:

OK, so you're on the throne in the airport and crazed fire ants start coming out of the baseboard in droves. Critter-stomping for your life you accidently tap out some convoluted morse-code signal for gay sex. To make matters worse, an under-cover vice squad officer just happens to be in the next stall. Now be honest, who hasn't had this happen to them?