"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

August 27, 2007


The Left Coaster's long time funny commentator, TIKI AL, on Senator Larry Craig's latest predicament:

OK, so you're on the throne in the airport and crazed fire ants start coming out of the baseboard in droves.

Critter-stomping for your life you accidently tap out some convoluted morse-code signal for gay sex.

To make matters worse, an under-cover vice squad officer just happens to be in the next stall.

Now be honest, who hasn't had this happen to them?

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