|OK, so you're on the throne in the airport and crazed fire ants start coming out of the baseboard in droves.|
Critter-stomping for your life you accidently tap out some convoluted morse-code signal for gay sex.
To make matters worse, an under-cover vice squad officer just happens to be in the next stall.
Now be honest, who hasn't had this happen to them?
August 27, 2007
The Left Coaster's long time funny commentator, TIKI AL, on Senator Larry Craig's latest predicament: