|"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."|
|"Gay marriage—who the hell cares? If you're gay you're gay—more power to you. What you want is to be treated fairly by the law and any American who doesn't think that should be the case is, frankly, un-American."|
Only in America. And so, which one of these outspoken individuals is gay? Why, Tim "Closet" Hardaway, of course. Homosexuals in a state of denial are always the most outspoken against a sexual orientation that they subconsciously know they have. It's classic Freud 101A.
Here's some more from homophobe Closet Tim:
|"First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room. But stuff like that is going on and there's a lot of other people I hear that are like that and still in the closet and don't want to come out of the closet, but you know I just leave that alone."|
I always thought Tim' wardrobe was a bit more snappy than usual. And I bet he's got some faaaabulous drapes in his living room.
As sad as it is, you have to admit that closet gays really are entertaining subjects.