Thank god the rest of America has Bill O'Reilly to protect them from the secular progressive christmas haters. We Jesus haters have apparently started an anti-christmas war that is going to destroy our economy and all things good. I wish my local chapter of the christmas haters had notified me sooner because last week there was a sale on christmas-tree-dissolving ray guns at Libruls-R-Us down the street. Why oh why am I always the last to find out?