"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

December 02, 2005

Thank god the rest of America has Bill O'Reilly to protect them from the secular progressive christmas haters. We Jesus haters have apparently started an anti-christmas war that is going to destroy our economy and all things good. I wish my local chapter of the christmas haters had notified me sooner because last week there was a sale on christmas-tree-dissolving ray guns at Libruls-R-Us down the street. Why oh why am I always the last to find out?

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