Homeless? Got a Computer With Internet Access?

Yessirree, Folks. Step right up and log on to the newest and latest government web site: the U.S. Department of Labor's Homeless & Homeless Providers. Their Mission: Helping Homeless Americans Find Jobs! That's right, if you are homeless, just go to your computer and log on to this latest creation by the compassionate Bush Administration, and they will provided you with "universal access to mainstream employment assistance and services", and help you "identify skill needs in today's workforce and address skill deficiencies" of your population.

No, I'm NOT making this up! Please, god, kill me now and end my misery of living in a country where half of the population STILL supports the most historically inept and dispassionate person ever to have the power to end all human life.