Because I Said So

"The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda [is] because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda." President Bush, finally revealing the undisputable and long-awaited evidence of one of the two reasons he invaded Iraq.

Now we really don't need to find those pesky, hard-to-locate WMD's for further proof. And if you still don't believe your beloved, benevolent dictator President, then you must be just like me, a vomit-spewing baby-beheading child-raping amoral treasonous god-hating Liberal.