Making the rounds on office email:

Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place to hide out where: 1) it is easy to get in if you have money; 2) no one will recognize or remember you; 3) no one will realize you have disappeared; 4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and 5) you have no obligations or responsibilities. . . Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Osama found out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.