Here's my plan for May 21st. I'm going to get up in the morning, strip off my clothes, stand outside (all day if I have to) and wait until I float up to the sky. I'm sure I'll be chosen, because I've lived a clean life and am an optimist, and god likes clean-living optimists because somewhere in one of the bibles there surely is something that suggests or implies that clean-living optimists are the chosen ones.
April 28, 2011
Floating Australians
Here's my plan for May 21st. I'm going to get up in the morning, strip off my clothes, stand outside (all day if I have to) and wait until I float up to the sky. I'm sure I'll be chosen, because I've lived a clean life and am an optimist, and god likes clean-living optimists because somewhere in one of the bibles there surely is something that suggests or implies that clean-living optimists are the chosen ones.
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