"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

June 05, 2008

It's getting close to that time where Democrats start ratcheting up their excitement and hopes for a Democratic President. In case you haven't noticed, it now happens every four years.

In 2000 Gore was a shoe-in for the White House, actually winning the election. Remember how excited we all were that the good times looked like they were going to continue? Unfortunately the corrupt U.S. Supreme Court possessed the W.H. keys and decided to hand them over to Bush, election results be damned.

Remember how we all knew Bush was all washed up four years later? Kerry won the election in 2004, but unfortunately fell victim to the electronic voting establishment, which was illegally programmed to only let Bush stay in the White House.

So, what's it going to be this time around? What horrifically illegal shenanigans are the Republicans going to use to keep Obama out of the Oval Office? There's no way an old geezer like McCain, who grimaces and stumbles over his lines even when reading from a teleprompter, will look "presidential" next to Obama. Therefore, the neocon powers-that-be will be coming up with some new method of thwarting the anticipated climax of Democratic redemption this November. I'm just wondering what deviant, deplorable scheme they're going to pull out of the gutter this time.

Tell me your predictions in the comments.


Moi ;) said...

Let's see, I predict McCain will win. There are an awful lot of POe'd women out there, Moiself included.

To that end, I predict I won't vote for Obama. I also predict I won't vote for McCain either. Whether I vote for Nader or I don't vote at all is yet to be predicted.

Mike said...

I predict that anyone with at least half a brain and the ability to research the issues supported by McCain and Obama, beyond the shouting punditheads on TV, will easily see why voting for McCain would be like stabbing yourself in the foot.