"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

June 11, 2007

I have learned from a reliable source that the Los Angeles Lakers are going to trade Kobe Bryant to the Chicago Bulls. There's absolutely no reason for you the reader to believe me, but my source is a close friend of one of Kobe's confidants. This is not B.S. If it does happen, just remember that you learned of it first at Left is Right. Or not. Whatever...

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