Weekend Bits

• If you're a bird and you survive bird flu, then you might want to avoid flying around this U.S. state.
• New electronic voting machine shenanigans revealed from 2004 Palm Beach precinct records
• Israeli giraffe forced onto birth control drug regimen
• What does it mean when real news, in a period of only 5 years, has become so outrageous that it makes a satirical, fake-news web site no longer seem that crazy?
• Start saving your $$ now, because in 2009 the first flying car, available for $148K, becomes available