"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

October 28, 2005

Annual Review

When is Bush-war's Annual Job Evaluation due? I've got a few things that need inclusion:

-Poor supervision of staff
-Abuse of vacation time
-Inadequate planning for takeover (of foreign country)
-Failure to correctly disclose military service on job application
-Drinking on-the-job
-Failure to adequately notify employer of threats to company (a.k.a. "USA")
-Failure to submit fully-qualified job applicants to company review board (a.k.a. "Senate")
-Failure to disclose required supporting documentation to company review board
-Excessive use of company's transportation services
-Failure to supply necessary equipment to company's security staff
-Inability to speak coherently in company meetings and public presentations

Jesus, who hired this guy? Oh, that's right, the SCOTUS did.

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