On This Day Of Thank-You's

CAP has listed their thanks for the holidays. I've chosen a few:

We're thankful for our country's troops. We're thankful for California's trailblazing on stem-cell research. We're thankful for Rush Limbaugh, Bill Bennett, Jack Ryan, and Tom DeLay for helping us understand conservative moral values. We're thankful for Costco, for showing Wal-Mart that you can offer rock-bottom prices without paying rock-bottom wages. We're thankful for presidential term limits. We're thankful for Canada, for picking up the slack and providing affordable drugs to America's seniors. We're thankful for Poland – we will remember you, always. We're thankful for Jon Stewart for using comedy to highlight the essential truths – about the media, politicians, and – especially - Tucker Carlson. We're thankful that Halliburton isn't cooking our Thanksgiving dinner.