Another Kerry Endorsement?

Bush-appointed Allawi endorses Kerry?

THE ALLAWI ENDORSEMENT?....For some reason, the Iraqi government decided just two weeks ago to finally come clean and tell the IAEA — which in 2003 had warned that "terrorists might be helping 'themselves to the greatest explosives bonanza in history'" — that 380 tons of high explosives had gone missing. This weekend the Iraqi minister of science and technology confirmed the story. Then, today, Iraq's interim prime minister, Ayad Allawi, said that the recent massacre of 49 Iraqi National Guard recruits was due to the "gross negligence" of foreign troops — i.e., Americans. Am I the only one wondering why the Iraqi government suddenly seems to be so eager to release information that's obviously harmful to George Bush's reelection prospects? Has Ayad Allawi had a sudden change of heart about who he'd like to see in the White House next year?

Well, that's about as believable as this one:

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go. Sincerely, Saddam Hussein