"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

March 09, 2004

Tucker Carlson Prefers Spanking Lesbians


Tucker Carlson of CNN's "Crossfire" chats with Elle magazine this month, on the subject of women and sex:

"One area of liberal phenomenon I support is female bi-sexuality - this apparent increased willingness of girls to bring along a friend. That's a pretty good thing." What do women want, Elle asks Tucker? "They want to be listened to, protected and amused. And they want to be spanked vigorously every one in a while." He also admits if he had to spend his life as a woman it would as Elizabeth Birch, "formerly of the Human Rights Campaign because you'd be presiding over an organization of thousands of lesbians, some of them quite good-looking."

Not that another Republican needs to give the Republican party another bad name, but Mr. Carlson ia a [fill in the blank]!

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