"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

August 05, 2003

Left is Right on Vacation


Left is Right is going on a well-deserved vacation. Here is just one location where you might find us:


New Zealand
When we return in 2 weeks the following will hopefully have happened:

- Bush fires Cheney & entire staff, then resigns in sudden disgust with himself after bump on head returns full cerebral circulation
- California spends $1 on lottery ticket and wins $50 million jackpot, saving 1,000 teachers' jobs
- Bush's replacement withdraws all troops from Iraq as U.N. assumes full control
- California Supreme Court rules recall election is unconstitutional; Davis resigns anyway to become host of new reality TV show
- Kobe files for divorce from slut wife and decides to donate next 3 years' salary to womens' shelters as penance for infidelity
- U.S. Congress invalidates all tax cuts passed since January, 2001
- CIA subcontracts search for bin Laden to an L.A. PI agency, which finds and captures him in 48 hours
- SciFi Channel renews Farscape for 5 seasons
- Bush's replacement slashes military budget by 30%, moving funds to healthcare, education and low-income housing
- U.S. Supreme Court reverses 2000 election decision and Gore moves into White House, replacing Bush's replacement
HERE'S SOME FUN STUFF TO KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE WE'RE GONE:

Most Neglected Site

Longbow (game)

Honey, THIS is what I'd like for my birthday.

CalTrans Bloopers (Mistakes in Signage)

Space Station Blogger (fascinating writing and photos by Ed Lu, currently orbiting Earth)

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