"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

August 21, 2003

Candidate Occupations


Reviewing the candidates on the California Recall Ballot reveals some interesting occupations:
Air Pollution Scientist
Artist
Business Intelligence Analyst
Prizefighter
Cigarette Retailer
Comedian
Custom Denture Manufacturer
Discrimination Complaint Investigator
District Attorney Inspector
Fathers' Issues Author
Firefighter/Paramedic/Nurse
Gay Rights Attorney
Golf Professional
Marijuana Legalization Attorney
Middleweight Sumo Wrestler
Farmer
Railroad Switchman/Brakeman
Retired Meat Packer
Structural Engineer
Tribal Chairman
Used Car Dealer

I'm thinking of going for either the Prizefighter, the Sumo Wrestler or the Used Car Salesman, because who is going to win an argument against any of them?

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