"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine." - - - William Blum

July 09, 2003

Is a Coma a Better Deal?


You can never get enough of THIS kind of news:
Terry Wallis went into a coma on a Friday the 13th and began talking again on Friday the 13th, some 19 years later. The 39-year-old had been in the coma at the Stone County Nursing and Rehabilitation Center since a July, 1984, car accident. He began to emerge last month. His mother, Angilee Wallis, calls her son's return to consciousness a miracle.
I wish I'd been comatose since January, 2001, but instead it's been a political nightmare. Well, Mr. Wallis did miss out on the Clinton years. Wait 'till he finds out that our most recently elected President was impeached for a BJ while our current one has gotten off scott free for invading and massacring a country on the other side of the globe. Maybe Mr. Wallis will think he's still asleep and having a bad dream.

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