A WMD Tribute to Dr. Seuss

A young person's guide to weapons of mass destruction by Tim Dunlop. Here's the Beginning:

I am Sa-ddam
I am Sa-ddam
Saddam I am

That Saddam-I-am
That Saddam-I-am
I do not like
that Saddam-I-am

Have you found my weapons in the sand?

I have not found your weapons in the sand.
I have not found them Saddam-I-am.

Have you found them here or there?
Have you found them anywhere?

I have not found them here or there.
I have not found them anywhere.

This may become your poisoned chalice.
Have you looked inside my palace?

Read the entire poem HERE.

And then there's THIS one.