No Cuts, No Butts, No Coconuts

It's really as simple as breathing: To stimulate the economy we need to create more jobs, not cut taxes. But I like Professor Bosch's idea the best. Okay, if you insist on cutting taxes, cut them for poor people who will take the savings and immediately spend it on necessities, thus stimulating the economy. The wealthy just squirrel away any additional income anyway, since they've already bought everything they want.